Why all these conflicting specifications?
Maybe to prevent overpopulation.
All I know is that all around the nation.
The girls are crying and the boys are masturbating.
And that's the way it is in Minnesota,
And that's the way it is in Oklahoma,
That's the way Aristophanes and Homer
Wrote the Iliad and Lysistrata.
That fickle little bitch, romance.
Can't we all just get along? Pass the tissues.